Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

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<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

miami zaq mode

dick long. money longer. your bitch bad? my bitch awful. a state of mind and being.

John balled the fuck out last night. Bro went miami zaq mode.

by senorfishy June 15, 2024

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.

Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...

by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021

miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024