mexican trampoline 

A sex position where the man is on bottom and the woman is on top, waiting just above the man's penis. Similar to a Mexican using a trampoline to gain entry into the U.S., the man uses the bed springs to thrust his errect penis directly into the woman.

After I got home from my job at the cricket breeding clinic, I got home and took a watery dump on the bathroom tile. I missed the toilet intentionally. I wanted to slide around in it like i was in the very tip of ocean surf laying on the beech; a comfortable wetness. My son's babysitter walked in and slipped on it. While she was in mid air, I gave her an earth-shattering Mexican Trampoline

mexican trampoline by TheHardLog September 4, 2017

mexican lottery 

When you get two sodas from a vending machine for the price of one.

Guy 1:Bro i just won the mexican lottery want a snapple

Guy 2: yhea thanks man

mexican lottery by dietxrich January 26, 2010

Mexican Minute 

A time interval that is longer then a minute usually anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes.

Hey bro, I'll be there in a mexican minute.

Mexican Minute by Rjahn June 14, 2010

mexican food

It's almost always...
...A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
No, seriously.
What is a taco? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a burrtio? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What is a fajita? A tortilla with meat, cheese and lettuce.
What are nachos? Little tortillas with meat, cheese and lettuce.

But seriously. Mexican food is food from Mexico.
And it's good.
:D

Let's go get some Mexican food! I could really go for a tortilla wrapped around some meat, cheese and lettuce.

mexican food by Koori January 3, 2007

Mexican-Roadblock 

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.

i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock

Mexican-Roadblock by carolus rex June 8, 2004

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

mexican bacon by tito jackson December 4, 2004

Mexican airbag

One of the many children that a Mexican family tries to fit in the cab of their pickup truck. The limited space in the cab requires the children to sit on the driver's and passenger's lap, thus protecting the driver in the event of a crash. (if there are more than 5 kids it would be called a MexiPack)

Look at the Garcia's over there with those 5 mexican airbags on their laps.

Mexican airbag by Neal Thomas Iskenderian October 23, 2006