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The Tease Maneuver 

A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
I was eating her ass, then she pooted, so I got angry and hit her with the tease maneuver
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The Michigan Maneuver 

Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.
Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"

The Jackhammer maneuver 

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.
I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.
“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

The Lick Maneuver 

the manual application of sudden upward pressure with ones tongue on the upper abdomen of a choking victim to force a foreign object from the trachea
Hurry we need to perform the lick maneuver!
The Lick Maneuver by TheDIL September 12, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch
I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

The Kaizo maneuver

When a person has sex during NNN but is unable to cum/climax leading them to still be in the NNN challenge. This maneuver is usually extremely difficult to pull off because of the nature of sexual intercourse, but only a few who are extremely experienced on their own limits can achieve & pull it off successfully.
“James pulled out The Kaizo maneuver while having sex with his girlfriend Jennifer durning NNN. While it led Jennifer to climax, James did not have the same response. Meaning that he is technically still practicing in NNN