care machine

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.

Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.

by Bret0614 May 10, 2007

Singing Machine

A synonym for The All-Ohio State Fair Youth Choir

"Every year I have the privilege of directing this amazing Singing Machine"

by Mitchell G June 15, 2008

eye macking

to look at a girl/guy so intensely that you both began an intense imaginary mack down session.

dirk and casey were staring at each other and smiling, i could tell they were eye macking.

by casey818 March 29, 2009

Beautifal machine

A car, boat, motorcycle, or other controlable motorized vehicle that makes you completely forget about any member of the opposite sex. Hopefully it's fast, and not a riced up piece of crap.

Child: hey dad! Look at that 240sx!
Father: yes son, it's quite a beautifal machine

by Stuart X March 29, 2010

Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.

Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.

by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010

Richard Marxing

A term used to indicate that you will be "right here waiting" for someone. It references Richard Marx's hit ballad "Right Here Waiting", released in 1989.

Sally: I just have to run into the mall to buy a birthday present for my sister.
Blake: Take your time. I'll be Richard Marxing in the car.
Sally: Oh Blake, you're such a patient boyfriend. I'm so lucky to have you in my life.

by Golden Vanilla December 23, 2011

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013