2 definitions by Bret0614

uglah

The internet way of saying "ugly ass" in an ebonics form. This is pronounced as "oog la".

Yeah dude, I laughed so hard when I saw her uglah hanging out over there.

by Bret0614 April 29, 2007

If you proclaim yourself to be a care machine about something, you are showing that you have an extreme sarcastic caring of the situation at hand.

Wow, I'm a real f'ing care machine about it. Really.

by Bret0614 April 29, 2007