Your mum's face

A term spawned from two previously immature and overused insults 'your mum' and 'your face'. Although these two retorts were originally used by the illiterate and mono-sylavic lesser-beings of british culture the combining of the two has only recently been adopted by somewhat higher brow citizens.

Although used gramatically in much the same fashion as both its parent phrases the use of 'Your mum's face' is generally accepted to be a satirical take on modern chav culture.

"Man this seat is comfy"
"your mum's face is comfy"

"Don't you think this ice cream is delicious"
"Your mum's face was delicious last night"

Your mum's face by Matt 'Verix' December 27, 2008

Hove Mum

A 'Hove Mum' is a phenomenon which has come about in the city of Brighton & Hove.

Hove has a reputation of being strikingly middle-class and desirable, the area has a lot of families with young children. 'Hove mums' often work part-time or not at all as they have rich husbands (often city working commuters) who provide an already abundant family income.

A typical Hove mum's role includes looking after the children, taking them to extra-curricular activities, lunching with other mums on Church Road or in The Laines in Brighton and taking their kids to Hove Park or St Ann's Well Gardens.

They will often drive Land Rovers and do their shopping in places such as The White Company, Waitrose and Hobbs.

Other tasks involve regular trips to the salon and spa, picking up the family's laundry from the laundrette and preparing picnics to take to Hove beach.

Husband: how was your day?
Hove mum: Oh really busy actually! I finished work at 1, went for lunch with the girls at Otello's on Church Road, picked up Maddison and Finley from school, took them to Hove Park and picked up the laundry on the way back.

Hove Mum by Brightonstar January 5, 2011

Full time mum 

Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.

As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!

Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"

Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"

Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"

Woman 2: :'(

Full time mum by Team Hayley July 4, 2011

Ya mum 

1.anything and everything
2.a phrase to use when ur in a tight corner

Bill: i beat you at pool yesterday.
bob: So did ya mum

Bill: ur a dumbass
bob: so ur mum
Bill:tell me the distance from the earth to the sun then.
Bob: The same as ya mum

Ya mum by Matt November 30, 2004

call mum 

An excuse to hang up on someone to be able to masturbate.

"Hold on, I have to call mum, I'll call you back in 10 minutes"

call mum by !@$@^@%!#@%@# June 30, 2007

soccer mum

A nasty mother who follows the suburban trend of being a bore, and a gossip with slightly below average IQ who wears clothing that lacks imagination. She could aid her children in their pursuit of the finer things in life such as art, music, literature and science, philosophy and gastronomy; sadly, she is ignorant of such things. In fact she has a high opinion of herself: she thinks she is a queen and is proud of her suburban attributes and accolades.

John: I saw that gossip-monger neighbour, Suzanne pulling into the Maccas drive-thru again.
Sarah: Oh yes, typical soccer mum doesn't know any better than to feed her kidsjunk and pop music.

soccer mum by jujickson June 10, 2014

ur mum gey 

lol

ur mum gey lol

ur mum gey by iTz Mason SEE4 YTUBE May 17, 2018