left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

the girl on the left

A phrase used by the Ballinger fandom after a twitter user referred to Rachel Ballinger as the girl on the left.

"The girl on the left didn't even know what jojo siwa was saying"
"The girl on the left---??? Rachel deserves better"

by local rat August 4, 2018

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

left knee

what you hurt while tripping over drugs

"I was tripping on the drugs and I hurt my left knee"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

James left

Is a good enough YouTuber

James left is cool

by James left July 22, 2022

LEFT BALL

It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.

I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.

by FECESRIMJOB March 26, 2021

Northwest left

To turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way street at a red light. Legal in Alaska, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Washington state (so long as you're going the right way on the one-way street).

The light was taking too long, and I was in a hurry, so I did a Northwest left.

by BGMan December 22, 2017