main-lander

Someone anyone from the "old world" from an American perspective.

Josh: Dude we got a new black dude in class!
Tony: I wonder if he is from Compton lol
Josh: No,no dude. Hes a main-lander, hes from Nigeria!

by collosoll May 23, 2014

Lanced

To be caught doing something wrong and disgraced in front of a large group of people (as happened to Lance Armstrong which is obviously where the word comes from).

served owned caught found found out hated

They finally figured out that secretary has been stealing the petty cash & blaming everyone else - they pulled stolen money out of her desk in front of everyone!

Oh man she totally got lanced!!!

served owned caught found found out hated

by Smashers242 January 16, 2013

Lance

Tall Person That is Horrible at spelling

You spell like lance

by ChickenIsGood6969 March 7, 2019

Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top

Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!

by DankToyota April 28, 2019

Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time

makaylah: Hey boyfriend Lance

by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Lanier

Lanier is a beautiful, cute, nerd. Lanier always seems to have at least a couple boys crushing on her. She gets good grades and is a boss. Lanier’s have trouble trusting people, if you want to be in her trustworthy friends then you have to prove yourself. Lanier will keep a secret no matter how juicy it is. Though Lanier’s sometimes let there temper get the better of them, they never tear you down and make you feel bad. Lanier’s will be passive aggressive towards friends but that is only because she will be going through something and wants to push people away, you CANNOT let this happen. Lanier’s are difficult to hold on too since countless people want to date her for her pageant worthy looks and scary good grades. Normally with natural red hair and nerdy glasses, Lanier’s will sympathize with everything that goes on, and even though she doesn’t think so, she is the bast friend a guy could ask for.

Guy 1: Who is beautiful Goddess
Guy 2: That is Lanier, the most smartest girl in school
Guy 1: Do you think that she’d go out with me?
Guy 2: No, she is too good for us all.

by Peacoat February 26, 2020