Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

lamp

“Lmao” but auto correct decides to ruin your expression of laughter so you just say lamp to begin with

“Hey, I heard some guy fell out of his chair!”
“Lamp 😂”

by lilpedro43 December 23, 2019

lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

Lamp

Acronym for Laughing at my phone used like lmao

That’s so funny lamp!!!

by Lamp.2 July 6, 2025

Lamping

When an individual leaves their domicile to purchase a device that emits light. (Formal, law)

She went lamping on Wednesday and returned with something that looked mostly like a lamp.

by LampsAnonymous May 30, 2025