Krishen

The act of having the aux cord connected into your phone but no play music

I passed the aux cord to my friend Chris to play "Lockjaw". Little did I know, he was pulling a Krishen.

by IceColdRoaster32 October 31, 2016

Kristine Deguzman

A female who wants to meet all your friends, and get them to join their army. They tend to use terms like why come and lqtm, and will ask you to guess what, only to say chicken butt.

Kristine Deguzman: "gues what?"
Me:"what?"
Kristine"Chicken butt!"
Me:"wow"
Kristine:"lqtm"

by freezerframes October 24, 2008

Kristin

Kristin is dark, wears black, and has the best music taste. Kristin doesn't see the good in people. Kristin hates most social interaction and keeps to her self

kristin scares me with her darkness.

by iwinthenobelwar November 29, 2013

the kristin hand job

a hand job distributed by females named kristin. the hand job is usually preformed when the said woman falls asleep on a males lap. she will proceed to vigorously tug on your wiener in an erratic motion. the kristin hand job is very dry and will leave your dick extremely sore.

"what happened to you last night"
"well, sadly, i received the kristin hand job"
"didn't you try to stop it"

"yeah, but she was so determined"
"that must of been awful"
"it was so dry, she tore my dick apart"

by getttttmoneyfuckyounigggero April 14, 2010

Kristina Bain

An intelligent and sexy female with KINKY physical features. She's an extremely smart and sexy female with beauty like none other. She is funny and loves to laugh a lot. Nice, sweet, and BEAUTIFUL are words that go along with her name. Guys fall madly in love, head over heels for her and she attracts weird guys named Mackenzie who does absolutely everything for her

"OMG did you see Kristina Bain today she is soooo hot!!!"
"i Know right"

by Someone who wants you December 23, 2011

Kristina wasted

When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.

Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!

Nah, you were Kristina wasted.

by Chargergirl August 27, 2017

Kristina

Kristina is and beautiful blond who is extremely kind and stands up for what she believes in. She can act like a bitch, but she knows that and only does so when necessary. Kristina is extremely lovable and is one you should cherish. Keep Kristina close as long as you can and she will make your life worth something. She lights up your life and does what she must to protect those she loves. Plus she loves her dog babies.

Me: oh look Krissy is coming!
Person: Who?
Me: Kristina- the blond over there.

Person: oh her! I heard she is a bitch with no feelings for others.

Me: well you heard wrong. She is amazing and beautiful and I love her.

by A.girl.with.a.bestie.and.a.gf December 2, 2018