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The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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Kitchen

The place where a man belongs
Men are stupid apes that deserve to do nothing but to cook in the kitchen and clean all their lives and have no rights.
by dinosuarnuggets April 27, 2010
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kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
by fatherfart November 27, 2009
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kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them
Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.
by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011
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Kitchen

A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me.
by Wolverine Jorts November 27, 2009
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Soup Kitchen

A form of at lease four or more homeless individuals; pile in the backseat of a baby blue prius for a prolonged(2-3 hour orgy) until they become limb, soar, tired or just get bored
"Hey bro, today I was going to my car and I opened up the door of my backseat guess what I found yep a pretty nasty Soup Kitchen
by Dannofication May 21, 2011
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Kitchen Terrorist

Someone who just can't get food to come out right
Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.
by KISE1 December 13, 2007
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