A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
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by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
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Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.
by Tommy Party November 21, 2021
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