jondo

A closeted homosexual

The way he acts with girls, you can tell he's such a jondo.

by softloft March 21, 2016

Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-un is a North Korean politician serving as Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 and Leader of the Workers' Party of Korea since 2012. Kim is the second child of Kim Jong-il and Ko Yong-hui.

Guy : "Kim Jong-Un is an awesome leader."
Other Guy : "I know right!"

by Memes69 June 17, 2018

jingo

Contrary to earlier beliefs, jingo is in fact an appellation reserved solely for someone who is a friend. Much as a mexican would say amigo or an american would say buddy, brits have now evolved to say 'jingo' instead of 'mate'.

A: Bella fonti jingo.
B: What's cluckin' jingo?

A: Nout' man, just watching some um bongo.
B: Irie, laters jingo.

by TheCountOfFontiCrispo May 26, 2005

jingos

(brandname) used generically to mean guys huge pants

"yo drew, hike up your jingos, i can see yo fat ass"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Jong

The name given to a certain Joshua if he is spastic

1.uh oh ita JONG THE SPAZ MA TAZ
2.Oh jong, you're such a spaz

by Gri-Unit April 28, 2005

Jingo

Jingo is the definition for a person that shoves a pen up your asshole but claims it was the wind

person 1: Jingo!
person 2: What was that for?
person 1: It wasn't me it was the wind.
person 2: Oh ok.

by brockos July 28, 2009

Jong

A jong is where you place a joint in the cone of a bong and pack weed around it, then light the joint, and smoke it through the bong, untill you eventually get to the cone.

Theres no real point to it, except the novelty of mixing a classic smoking method with an effective smoking method.

John: Man, I rolled up 3 joints last night, shoved them all in my bong, it was hectic, like a.. tri-jong.
Alex: Crazy shit man.

by lurk pawtur April 15, 2009