He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.
by Plethora God June 13, 2023
Get the Ivan Hernandezmug. Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
Get the Ivan Boastkymug. Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. by I like bubbles November 24, 2020
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a cute man, greenish blue eyes, blondish hair with a grey spot. He gives the best hugs and out of this world kisses. The nickname for him is Ico :) he's sometimes a lil pain in the ass, but that's in a cute way...
by Lee0nica November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. by coolhottie December 8, 2022
Get the Ivan Ramosmug. A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.
“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”
“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”
by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019
Get the Ivanmug.