Italian Narcolepsy

When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.

"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."

by stonedintellectual October 18, 2019

Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.

Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.

by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020

italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming

“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”

by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020

itchin my armpit

to be soo rad, meep

wow look at those kids itchin my armpits, meep

by meepmerp October 31, 2020

Iahim

Hes a HOT girl ting

Omg iahim is so hot

by GreenAslothy September 10, 2021

istahil

A caring girl who never descriminates but choses to see the good on everyone she is very beutiful and her dishes are quite delicious 🤤

Who cooked this amazing meal we all know its istahil

by X malcom November 23, 2021

italian manwhore summer i guess

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.

Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess

by latey late dawn May 24, 2022