J.V. Theory

A theory where a man drinks alcohol until he becomes confident to the point where he can get as much sex as he wants with the prettiest women.

Hey Chris! I heard you used the J.V. Theory last night at that party.

by hensx September 9, 2019

Playground Theory

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.

Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.

by deusmaniac November 14, 2014

Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong

WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind

by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018

theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.

Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.

by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006

Chaos Theory

A cool way to call bullshit.

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"

by TomKVideo February 17, 2009

theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006