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Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.
I know you like to Howard but have you ever done a Howard Kirkwood. It it the bomb. Until you have to poop later.
by slicknes1977 November 3, 2010
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Howard York

Yo, man, you just pulled a howard york! !
by xoxoboiii September 16, 2016
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Howard

Someone that is gorgeous beyond compare to anyone you'll ever meet but be careful because he isn't one to have serious relationship. He's a badboy and usually has hazel eyes and brown or black hair. Even if he says some things that don't make sense sometimes you'll still love him anyway. You will love him no matter what even if he makes you upset. Howard is very romantic
Howard made me so mad when he did that but I still love him anyway
by Princessty April 9, 2017
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Eli Howard

A stinky man who’s addicted to the green plant, rumour has it his mum lives off benefits and he’s got black under his nails
Eli Howard

give us 20 quid from your mums benefits
by Norton September 20, 2020
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Howard

1) n. a person who is too lazy to Boil Water so that he can eat dinner. A Howard will go for Minutes without food because no one heard him yell, "Hey can I have some of Your soup, I'm too tired to cook my own."
2) adj. a person who is unable to make the effort to CALL the pizza company. and ends up eating leftover spaghetti because quote: " Its too much effort to pick up the phone and call Dominoes. I'd rather just find something in the fridge and microwave it...well, maybe in few hours I will."
a College Freshman.
"Dude, freshman get on my nerves, they're too howard to go to the cafeteria to get lunch on Saturdays."
Also, a Sophmore who acts like said freshman
"You're so howard, I mistook you for a fish"
anyone over 350 pounds
"watch out, another howard is walking up to the buffet line"
by Phoebator February 9, 2008
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Howard the Alien

A Metallic alien Created by Youtuber xXFinalFlashXx who dances to little Uzi vert's "Money Longer"
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