$2 hooker

skanky girl who wears booty shorts and bebe shirts also cant get into the club so she stays out side

1-she has a flat ass
2-haa yeah*bites nails*shes a real¨$2 hooker¨

by ass in the hole June 27, 2016

Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Sling ya hook

Used to tell someone to be quiet and go away.

"You're clapped"
"Oh sling ya hook"

by demigod-dictionary July 27, 2018

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019