Hard On

When the penis is aroused and expands to it's full length

Kiersten : Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Chad : Mmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!
Kiersten : I do love kissing you Chad and it makes you get A Hard On would you like a blowjob?
Chad : Yes Please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : You know this reminds me of the other day when me and Jim were kissing we got Hard On's and took turns sucking each other's dicks!
Kiersten : Reallly I just gave you an amazing blowjob and your going to talk about your gay experience with Jim.
Chad : I'm not gay I'm bicurious!
Kiersten : Well sounds like your gay to me!
Chad : I gotta go Jim want's me to take A shower with him!
Kiersten : GAY!
Chad: Bicurious!

by SlopNChop March 7, 2017

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Grub So Hard

When your company takes you out for a team lunch and you max out on free food.

Red Lobster's got $14.99 All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp?

Grub so Hard; That shit crazy

by Mateusz S. August 24, 2012

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hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010

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Gaming Try Hard

Someone who's entire purpose in life is to min-max out the perfect performance and win at all costs at whatever video game they're playing. Takes priority over all other considerations.

Gives the impression they don't even care or are even aware of any other aspects of the game, beyond playing it like a calculator or spreadsheet. "Try Hards" only care about the ends, not the means. For example, if that requires them to build an "I win!" character and spam one move over and over and over and over again, that's what they'll do if it gets them the almighty results of "winning."

Probably a compensation for real-life lack of fulfillment. Also results in overly defensive definitions listed on this website for 'Try Hard' by would-be gaming Try Hards.

"That Gaming Try Hard raid-leader called me a nub because I didn't use this or that ability at the exact perfect micro-second of the boss fight!!!"

"LOL that Gaming Try Hard sent me a PM during PvP and said "Git gud, scrub. I just beat you!" (But they failed to mention they use a FOTM EZ mode toon, spamming 2 moves over and over and over)

by Too Many Drones February 17, 2019

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External Hard Drive

Strap-on dildo for lesbians.

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.

by Silver Wear March 18, 2010

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sorry hard

When someone trys to act hard, tough or chavish infront of people, and you reply sarcastically with 'sorry hard' to show that they're failing.

It's also used to show that they're not hard atall, when they're acting like gimps.

prick: yeah i had a threesome with some lesbians last night, cool init blad!
normal person: shit, sorry hard.

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geek: i got 102% on my maths exam!
normal person: wow, sorry hard.

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some guy: im staying up till 4am tonight, cus I'm a badman
normal person: oh shit, sorry hard

by tehhardonelol May 31, 2011

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