hose goat Ask Urban Dictionary about hose goat Share definition Flag Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.). Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid? Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat. hose goat by d0gl0g February 20, 2025 Word of the Day on September 21, 2025 0 0 Get merch Get the hose goat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch