Handy

Gay slang for well endowed.

That neighbor Grayson sure looks handy!

by big papas fritas March 13, 2022

Jalapeno Handy

When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.

After 5 hours of brutal sex, she had to give him a jalapeno handy to get him to go home.

by Kattyblaque September 5, 2021

Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.

Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better

by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021

Handy jacked

When someone refuses to pay for work completed.

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.

by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021

Spicy Handy

Jalapeño cock stroke

He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.

by Hando Calrisean July 25, 2021

handy cock

cock that perfectly fits im hands

-wow, you have such a handy cock. it fits in my hands perfectly

by lambajoo July 30, 2021

Handy-Talkie

When a girl is giving you a hand job but won't shut up.

Guy 1: Hey man, I heard that girl was good at handy's.
Guys 2: Yea bro, but she was a real handy-talkie.

by Humongous-Chungus August 15, 2021