ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 1, 2018

Spear some Ham

Taking the least possible amount of effort to fool an idiot.

They wouldn't let me in without a badge, so I had to spear some ham by making a fake from an old cereal box, and it actually worked. -Reddit user SuperFLEB

by KristinaKrnkDat July 25, 2018

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

slanging ham

Throwing that dick on a bitch

Dawg I was with my girl and she had me Slanging Ham all night

by Longdick McGavin March 21, 2019

Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.

ohhh god not sway-ham.

by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019