graffiti

Thoughtless, callous, and spiteful scribbling of a moronic, ugly, most often politically or artistically meaningless, and often illegible tag on public property, be it the sidewall of a residential apartment or the security grate of a storefront, done by witless adolescents who are hell-bent on keeping their ghetto neighborhood a shthole, or vindictively transforming more pleasant neighborhoods to such.

Gee, all that graffiti "art" makes the South Bronx look really nice, doesn't it? There's a real batch of fcking Michalangelo's at work down there. Write on your own sh!t, azzholes.

by slapfist February 21, 2008

Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.

John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.

by tap-pat January 7, 2009

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

geoff hurst

Northern English rhyming slang for urinating, or a burst.

Hurry up in there, I'm dying for a Geoff Hurst.

by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

graffiti

Vandalism of public property in the form of words or pictures, often with spray paint or magic marker.

Usually contains tags, the artist's name, to mark his/her or his/her group's territory. Graffiti also contains messages of rebellion, anarchy, promotion of drug use and racial hatred.

Writing is almost always stylized and is commonly written in large bubble letters or twisted lines that overlap each other and contain sharp serifs.

Did you see that mad graffiti down by James and King?

Yeah that shit's tight! Musta taken him all night.

by Bluehawk December 28, 2005

graffitits

Photographed breasts which have obviously been air-brushed. Modern usage includes digital image editing techniques (ie. photoshopping).

Pete: Check out this month's centerfold!
Repete: Fool, I can't get chubby off those graffitits.

by mudmudhug February 5, 2009

Geoffrey

A very short small man with a very stylish green hairdo. Very funny most times, and can be inappropriate for others. He loves to force people to play Fortnite on the Xbox with him. The girls all love him too, mostly because of his 12-inch penis. Also has a very irritating British accent with all the slang, this can be annoying at times, despite being American. However, do not touch his tea as he will find you and kill you. Overall Geoffrey is a great small person to hang out with

"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Geoffrey!"

by Billy Bob Junior Senior September 2, 2018