Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

by Merriam Webster’s Husband October 9, 2025

Jumpsuit Gerry

An old drunkard who wears a jumpsuit in an attempt to appear sporty. Marked primarily by the failed use of out of date slang such as "wack"

Why is that guy dressed like richard simmons? - guy 1
I don't know. He's probably a Jumpsuit Gerry - guy 2

by the cotck August 20, 2009

mentally gerrarded

When your thoughts are so deep and profound that when explained to other, more average people they perceive it as silly or simply, inconceivable due to their lack of mental capacity.

You wouldn't understand... im mentally gerrarded

by gerrylemieux August 31, 2012

Die Gerrie

A pharse to express anger towards a Gerrie.

Gerrie: Hey.
Pietsje: Die Gerrie.
Gerrie: :0

by Just a person on the internetX December 4, 2019

Die Gerrie

A phrase to express anger towards a Gerrie.

Gerrie: hey!
Pietsje: Die Gerrie.
Gerrie: :0

by Just a person on the internetX December 4, 2019

Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

Tina Geerts

Een super cool persoon.

“Hey ken jij Tina Geerts?”
“Ja man, zij is super cool”

by HalloDaarPersoon September 6, 2021