future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.

jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

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mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

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Positive vision of the future

Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.

Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

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Future-Neutral Bias

A personal indifference towards future social, economic or political outcomes due to a lack of genetic offspring.

Mary doesn't have children, so she doesn't believe that she benefits from her property taxes being used to fund public schools, that's her future-neutral bias.

by wmkdaw August 31, 2016

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