fungleitice

growing mushrooms out of your poop shoot

him: DAMN bro that bathroom stinks!
me: Yeah bro thats not even it! i got weird shrooms coming out of my rusty trombone mouth piece! I think I got fungleitice!

by doodieboy February 16, 2023

fungi sexual

One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.

Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!

by Antiquity February 21, 2023

fung weasel

A fucking busybody up and everybody's business who needs to be minding her own or his own business

Don't be such a fung weasel ,mind your own business.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

Funge

Funge - A Fun Sucker. Like a Fun Sponge.

We were having so much fun, then we saw the funge heading our way, so we split so it wouldn't ruin our good time.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023

fung

To have your balls and butthole sucked at the same time

bob: Oh my god Ashley funged my last night

Jake: Holy shit how did it feel?

by anonymous May 28, 2023

Fungal Chasm

When a woman does not wash her vagina and it gets infected or diseased.

Damn, I thought she was hot till I took her back home and saw that fungal chasm

by Fuduckle May 3, 2023

Fungi

A fungi (fugus for the plural) is a floating mushroom. There are different fungus. Anemo, Hydro, Geo, Electro, Cryo and Dendro fungus. Each of them have an evolution that is ugly. Fun fact: they are soooooo cute when they are babies. Go check on internet "Fungus Genshin Impact".

PS: Don't say i am addictied to Genshin.
PPS by Cacauettedu06: You are. little dummy

Person 1: "These fungus children are sooooooo lame."
Me for an absolute reason: "HOW DARE YOU! THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS HERE AND I'LL KILL YOU TO MAKE THEM A SACRIFICE."
*fungi*

by cacahuete06 May 10, 2023