free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.

guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut

by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011

Freebear

When you poop and decide to walk around without wiping. Such as a free bear in the wilderness.

Charles went freebear for a week when he was backpacking and had no toilet paper.

He was in a rush to get out of the house so he went freebear for the day.

by DaBomb1992 November 20, 2011

freebit

A short but audible one-note passing of gas (fart)

When I walked in my manager's office, I heard her let a freebit, but she never even paused or cracked a smile.

by ShelteRN January 1, 2012

FreeCandy

An alpha male defined by his vast sense of humor and godly looks. He is usually the envy of the average beta male that desperately attempts to gain validation by shitposting.

The Greek gods were modeled after FreeCandy's personality traits.

by Wegamers community October 26, 2017

Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.

Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever

by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018

freebandgang

A trap music group based in south side Atlanta mainly associated with rapper Future and Dj Esco

Aye bro!!..you cant talk about future without mentioning freebandgang
Yes im a freeband bandit!!

by Snavetharula August 25, 2019

free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

by James Headfield March 10, 2020