nougat farmer

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

by Krystyna September 24, 2003

alfalfa farmer

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

Fraser

A seriously HOT guy. He is amazing at soccer and is a talented genius. He is loved by girl who looks at him. But is always taken. He has amazing taste in girls, people who is most likely to marry are:
Tahlia
Vanessa
Georgia

Blonde hair and blue eyes, spot him anywhere.

Have you seen fraser
Is that the amazing one with blue eyes and blonde hair.
Uh Der.
Yes he is absolutely amazing at soccer and is HOT!

by hahahahahaha. LOL July 15, 2010

farmer john

The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.

I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk.

by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008

farmer

a woman who raises a man's cock

Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 15, 2005

cock farmer

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself

by Anonymous October 3, 2003