Farcet

(noun)
From “farce” + “market”

Definition:
A financial ecosystem so absurd it stopped being an economy and started being a vibe.
Prices? Fake. Valuations? Fiction. Confidence? Manufactured in bulk by influencers and hedge funds working the same group chat.

A Farcet runs on hopium, PowerPoint decks, and caffeine-fueled denial. The line only goes up—until it rug-pulls reality.

"The stock dropped 80% after earnings but CNBC called it bullish—classic Farcet move.”

“We live in a Farcet. Taxes are real, the profits are imaginary.”

by Codex Δ October 4, 2025

Fanego

Fanego (slang)
verb | fa·ne·go
Definition:
To have one’s belongings stolen; to be the victim of theft, often unexpectedly or in a casual, street-level context.

Example:
“Man, I just got my shit fanego’d on the train.”

by DaSickest2(Eva)DoIt November 14, 2025

Farbering

Watching adult films instead of paying attention in important meetings/classes

Abdul was really Farbering his meat during a team meeting.

by Farbering-My-Meat-RN December 3, 2025

tori fanelli

A girl that is short, really pretty, and usually has lighter hair that is extra long. She gets in a lot of trouble but most people love her personality, sometimes. But- this girl has NO common sense what so ever. She loves to party, all the time.

If somebody says something really stupid some people may say you just pulled a tori fanelli; If your turned on by a girl thats pretty you call her a tori fanelli.

by steaddy mober April 14, 2011

Blunt Fare

The money used to buy, and or acquire blunts. Often use by potheads to receive said money.

Xaiver: *from across the room* NIKKI!! Do you have Blunt Money?

Nikki: Nah man, I don't even have bus fare, let alone blunt fare!

by DeezNutz64 June 4, 2013

Corey farber

The best person in the world. He is a perfect boy. He does nothing wrong. Hes amazing. He pulls all the girls and never fails. He is an angel sent from heaven above that always pulls out suprises from everywhere.

Dang i wish i was corey farber

by Gayboy motel March 27, 2015

Intellectual Farce

Someone who falsely believes they're intelligent, but only produces profoundly stupid and irrational thoughts and beliefs. Their source of information is almost entirely made up of Google searches.

The intellectual farce, recommended hydroponic skyscrapers as a way to solve the problem of global warming's negative effect on food production.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016