false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

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Falsely Elevated Status

You don't have a status.

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

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Habitual false confirmation bias

The tendency for an individual to wrongly come to a conclusion, largely due to that individuals obsession with a specific item or idea.

Danny states "Product X is only available on Apple IPhones, therefore Iphones are better." When in reality, Danny has an unhealthy obsession with Apple products and is rejecting the obvious signs that androids are better products. Danny is committing habitual false confirmation bias.

by I'mBetterThanYou2 December 1, 2023

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False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

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False Trans

A person who pretends to be transgender for social or financial gain. These individuals will typically do very little to alter their appearance to fit their newly assigned pronouns, typically only changing hair style giving the impression that they are transitioning but in reality they have no plans to complete or be fully dedicated to their transition.

"Jodie is only pretending to be trans because her friends are." "Yeah she's totally a false trans!"

by Way2Real4U August 15, 2023

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