false awakening

When you wake up but instead of actually being awake, it’s just a dream. They sometimes happen over and over again.

I had like seventy false awakenings last night, it was crazy!

by mindblowingemoji May 3, 2023

False pedophile

Middle Eastern slang for a castrated man, or registered sex offender.

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!

by Clitsle-blower August 14, 2023

False Trans

A person who pretends to be transgender for social or financial gain. These individuals will typically do very little to alter their appearance to fit their newly assigned pronouns, typically only changing hair style giving the impression that they are transitioning but in reality they have no plans to complete or be fully dedicated to their transition.

"Jodie is only pretending to be trans because her friends are." "Yeah she's totally a false trans!"

by Way2Real4U August 15, 2023

The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.

Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!

by Mati Allin November 23, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020