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Fairy Collector

Noun
Normally a woman (can be a man to I guess) that loves or "collects" homosexual men as friends. A woman would more than likely wind up marry a gay man and maybe have children together (good ol turkey baster) but would still be "allowed" to have their "fun". These women could be heterosexual or homosexual. It is about 50/50. See fag hag.
I collect fairy fag boi's, I sit them up on my selves and when they need it I dust them off and put them back up. I am a fairy collector not only because I collect fairies but because they collect me as well.
by Junebug May 7, 2004
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Faily

Trish: Pam and I are the only ones that remembered what to bring to the party.
Pam: Dale forgot the forks.
Dale: No one wants your faily cake anyway.
by PalePumpkinHead February 14, 2008
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fairymuff

Charles: Well, We're gonna have to pull out.
Jeeves: Fairymuff.
by Jamesylol January 8, 2009
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Fairytale syndrome

The belief that it's possible to have the perfect relationship with a partner. A relationship that's equal to the hopelessly romantic ones seen in movies. A relationship that will remain forever innocent. This ideal comes with an absence of pragmatism along with obvious naivity.

That said, this ideal does have its positives. Fairytale syndrome often pushes the believer to be the best that they can be within a relationship and therefore leads to happiness in the long run.

However, because it's unrealistic, the believer will likely grow to resent themselves or their partner for not adhering to their ideal.
Sally: '... I don't even find other men attractive, Joe is perfect. He is the best looking man I've ever seen. I could never be angry with him. I'll love him this way forever.'
Christina: 'Sounds like you have fairytale syndrome. '
by Anzdanz April 12, 2015
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lol fairy

A fairy who gives you lol (funny) things!
guy1: dude it feels like something came upon me!

guy2: dude i think thats the lol fairy!!
by the one kid from MI April 3, 2009
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Scary Fairy

Scary Fairy (skâr'ē fâr'ē)

A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.

The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.

The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.

The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.
"I was at this club last night and they played Coal Chamber. This Scary Fairy started screaming 'OH MY GOD IT'S COAL CHAMBER AHHHHHHHHHHH'. Nearly burst my ear drums. She then saw I was wearing a skirt and ran up to me screaming, hugged me and told me she loved me then wouldn't let go. I'd pulled!"
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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Flannel Fairy

Look at that Jade, she's such a Flannel Fairy
by Neorapsta March 11, 2010
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