facially challenged

really unattractive or ugly. its a nicer way of saying you will never be pretty.

"shes not very attractive"
"yeah i know she's facially challenged"

by celina88 November 5, 2009

New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!

That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!

by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010

Facade

An abnormally large male genital piece.

My friend's facade knocked a girl out.

by Medax August 1, 2008

Niagra Facial

When a man draps his penis over a woman's nose vertically with his testes in both of her eye sockets and oozes his seaman into her mouth.

Jimmy gave his girlfriend a Niagra Facial on there second date.

by MTG nut January 12, 2008

facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006

faceage

the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand

"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"

by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005