Essex Porsche

The rather unpopular Ford Capri replacment, the Probe was dubbed the Essex Porsche for being an appropriate status symbol at the Dagenham cruise circuit. This rather ugly motor shares it's chassis with, amongst others, Mazda vans.

Nowadays can include any crap wannabe sports car, but especially Fords, due to their now shut car plant at Dagenham, Essex.

Dudes! We got the driver himself in his Essex Porsche here, totally rev your engine and don't race him.

by dj_monged September 10, 2004

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Esben

Guys with this name are typically very beta. They will do anything to get a girl, tell they love them the first week they meet them and click like on every post on facebook.

I will never do an Esben when I meet a girl.

by Facebookhater123 September 20, 2011

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Essex

Worst place ever (for GOOD looking girls)

Arn't there some horrible girls in essex?

by Mozzie May 2, 2004

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Eisenberg Switch

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

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