When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
Get the Elf Jobmug. A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021
Get the Ass Elfmug. by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
Get the elf from fortnite not mariomug. A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
by hubsta April 7, 2022
Get the Alfred the elf kingmug. Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Head Elfmug. 
