A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms
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A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
A predatory sexual tactic used to seduce women by acting like a Christmas loving simpleton.
Generally targets urban professional women returning home for the holidays who are unsatisfied by their career and/or rebounding from a difficult break up.
Characterized by an initial display of childlike intelligence coupled with an inexplicable aptitude for Christmas related activities, followed by the revelation of a tight physique, acts of service for her parents, niece/nephews, the community, or in some cases her own child if Dad is out of the picture. Ultimately culminates in copulation.
Bro, I totally elfed her…she’s a lawyer in Manhattan but was in town for the holidays. I made cookies with her niece, then I popped my shirt off while fixing her parents busted radiator, we went to pick out a Christmas tree, then we had sex!
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by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022
Get the Shelf On The Elf mug.A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019
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Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
Gen Z kid caller 'Vector': Gtfo Elf Mum, it's Melbourne
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