Double Hoover

When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.

Me and this prego slut so double hoovered last night! Also, I have placenta stains all over my bed.

by Pooper123123 January 3, 2009

Double Dammit

A stronger curse than the regular dammit, used mainly at an accident or large mistake, also called the double D word.

Ah Double Dammit, I broke my bottle off inside of that girl.

by Ruin April 13, 2005

Double Ghostbuster

The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.

A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.

Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.

A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.

Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon

by Regislow April 3, 2008

double tall man

The use of raising both middle fingers in the air.

He cut me off so I shot him the double tall man

by concert freak January 12, 2009

Double Brown

Dirt Cheap Shitty Beer.
Welcome to Uni

"Hey mate, mind pouring this Double Brown into your funnel?"

by Timonator March 26, 2013

double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.

Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"

by Nick D November 1, 2005

double vision

to see double because you drank too much alcohol

i could barely walk straight because i had double vision

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008