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Doris

An older well-off woman who thinks the rules should apply to others but not to her. A Doris criticizes anything and everything on Facebook but her specialty is picking on kind-hearted people trying to improve the world . Doris is not afraid to post nonsensical political memes with no factual basis.

Doris takes marijuana for her "glaucoma" but she does not believe in legalizing pot because then the wrong people would use it.

In a nutshell, she is Karen's mom.
An older woman was criticizing me at the store the other day for slowing down the bagging process because I brought my own grocery bags. Then this ignorant hypocritical Doris had the gall to pay with a check!
by Counciltuckian April 23, 2020
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Doris

a completely unactractive, older lesbian.
or a diesel-dyke
by Steve Florio March 8, 2004
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doris

1)Ultimate insult to undermine inflated male ego's. Also works well to women with similar masculine names e.g. Boris
2)See Goober
1) Shut up you Doris...(followed by appropriate your mum joke)!
by luvlea May 6, 2005
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Doris

A whore; a mutton; a slutbag; female(?) who dyes her hair blonde over & over until the ends are white & the roots are orange.
Doris is a whoris; Dor is a whore; See that skanky blonde bitch with the delinquent bastard son? I'm gonna kick her sloppy, crack infested ass!!
by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003
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beer darts

when you try to knock the other guys beer off the table with darts. if you hit his beer and knock it off, you win. if you miss, you take a drink of your own.
oh man i was playing beer darts last night and i totally kicked his a$$.
by Josh6900 February 17, 2008
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Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.
Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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