Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

Dolonia

The feeling that someone who loves you is mistaking you for someone who does not have the same flaws as you

I feel dolonic (Dolonia) when you say “I love you”

by Shockingtoaster January 21, 2022

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Cabin Door

A synonym for the anus

That guy looks like he wouldnt mind taking it in the ol' cabin door.

That chili was so hot yesterday it burned all the way out the cabin door.

Keeping the cabin door closed is the best policy when in prison.

by definitelynotmarshalltett October 9, 2009

The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 12, 2010