donkaments

A situation where one or severall persons behave like donkeys.

In poker a donkey, or "donk" is a person with inferior understanding of the game and who basically play the "wrong" way.

Due to the fact that there is randomness in poker, sometimes the "wrong" move may result in winning a pot against a wiser player. When a really silly move ends up in winning the pot due to a very unlikely draw hitting, you can call this a donkament.

Quotes that I heard :

"I'll never play online during week ends again, it's such donkaments"

by JB Joule December 13, 2007

doonkay

A donkey.

She looks like a doonkay.

by CeeBee September 27, 2003

donkadiculous

As in rediculous; weed.

This shit is donkadiculous!

by Jake Jabrowski October 23, 2008

Doinked

Past tense of doink

I've been thinking about coming to school doinked

by Doinked May 17, 2018

Doinked

To land a critical hit on an enemy

Bro I just doinked that dude for 250 damage

by Mr Mani April 27, 2019

doink

a word moderators or admins use when about to lock a thread/topic

"ok, this thread is useless...DOINK!" *locked*

by Dirge March 15, 2005

Doink

Snorting a substance up ones nose, also known as doinking something.

"mate i doinked 4 grammes of ket and i thought my mum was made of pony's hair"

by alistair d December 17, 2008