space-docking

the act of shitting into a condom, placing it in a freezer until frozen and then using the frozen shit filled condom as a dildo

"i cant believe you actually did space-docking, thats disgusting!"

by amn23 March 2, 2009

dockerbilly

an aging rockabilly fan who has since grown older and started wearing chinos and v-neck sweaters to concerts.

I went to the Social Distortion show last night and saw all the middle-aged dockerbillies sipping merlot in the crowd.

by Chris Albrecht November 17, 2004

dock head

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

by pesci180 November 20, 2013

docking

The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of the partner's penis.

"Me and Miley Cyrus practise a lot of space docking cuz she has a large cheezy foreskin " ( as my aunt would say : "sometimes i dont have time to take a bath, so my dick smells like cheese" )

by the docking expert September 5, 2016

docking

As well as referring to the act of placing the head of an erect penis inside the foreskin/meatus of another erect penis, docking also denotes the act of placing an unerect or flaccid penis along the length of an exposed buttock crack. In this act (often performed in British, public, boarding schools), erections are very much frowned upon.

Eddie bent over, exposing his bumhole with a neatly parted cheek, as Tony docked him expertly. "Oh what a beautiful docking", exclaimed Lara.

by pw_ninja September 4, 2009

dry docking

To take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl.

I dry docked in her toilet!

by treb September 23, 2003

space docking

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010