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Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
by Seenlord September 12, 2016
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Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
by Boozer28 July 14, 2014
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Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
by Joe Salone December 22, 2010
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donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.
"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"
by Gnizzo December 28, 2005
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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.
Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...
by Simon Young March 25, 2008
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Dope Dick

The inability to get or keep an erection because of methamphetamine use.
Man, I tried to bone this chick but i couldn't because of dope dick.
by pinksocketmonkey June 26, 2020
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dope dick

When you are horny, but it is nearly impossible to ejaculate due to opiate depressants.
I was late because those painkillers gave me dope dick, and it took me an hour and a half to jerk off.
by pill popper June 11, 2006
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