Dial-up

Very slow

Brad: Is Kyle ever going to be ready to leave for the party?

Steve: No. He's dial-up so we will be here a while.

by CarlReiner February 8, 2012

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

boobie dial

Similar to butt dialing. An accidental call that is made when a woman keeps her phone in her bra.

My wife leaned over the sink and boobie dialed me

by momma mel June 30, 2010

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

boob dial

When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.

I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.

by Meberea March 7, 2016

Milky Dial

When the girl squirts breast milk onto the penis during a handjob

She was giving me a handjob but it got real dry, so she gave me a milky dial.

by dslilgirl September 28, 2023