Tim: “Hey man have you seen Gargalog, destroyer of worlds lately?”
Tom: “Who?”
Tim: “The name for the spider in the corner of my room”
Tom: “Oh sorry I killed him earlier”
Tim: “Okay that’s the last straw I need to call Carnale, destroyer of destroyers of worlds”
Tom: “Who?”
Tim: “The name for the spider in the corner of my room”
Tom: “Oh sorry I killed him earlier”
Tim: “Okay that’s the last straw I need to call Carnale, destroyer of destroyers of worlds”
by porkyneedshelp July 24, 2021
Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.
The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action
by Bubba A July 26, 2021
Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU
by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 10, 2019
Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 07, 2023
by Thot Destroyer2000 September 27, 2017
Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
destroy lonely syndrome is when a guy uses a pretty girl found from Pinterest as his profile picture on social media
by sillycat1234 May 25, 2024