cartocrat

A person who’s widely disliked but still invited everywhere because they’ve got money, toys, or status—most notably a golf cart they treat like a crown jewel.

Someone whose social power comes not from charm or competence, but from rolling up in a tricked‑out cart like they own the cul‑de‑sac.

“Yeah, nobody can stand Brent, but he’s the only one with a four‑seater and a cooler rack, so we tolerate the cartocrat.”

by doogers February 8, 2026

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026

Cartoonzrock

A well-known PB&J Otter YouTuber whose reputation absolutely declined between late 2019 and mid 2020 after he was caught doing really deranged and detestable thing (such as doing making out roleplays with minors, saying really bad slurs he can't even reclaim, airing a person under the age of consent's dirty laundry, etc.) as part of some weird love quest.

"Oh, remember Cartoonzrock?"
"Damn, how can I forget that cocksucker? He did some really weird things just to win back someone's love. What a weirdo."
"Indeed."

by epilogi June 16, 2025

Cartoonaboo

The western version of a weeaboo. Those guys get so pissy over the shows they hated like Teen Titans Go.

When they're on DeviantArt, they make hate-art of the most hated media and fill-in "memes" which is just two pictures being mushed together.

Cartoonaboo: WHAT?! YOU WATCHED TEEN TITANS GO, HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE ORIGINAL TEEN TITANS!! I WILL NOW MAKE HATE-ART ON YOU!!
Person: Sir, you're scaring me.

by PeachOrchid July 18, 2025

Cartooning

When a man cums on a womans body and afterwards uses his cum to draw on her.

Arne and Roxy did cartooning last night. It was a night they’ll never forget!

by Arnewts July 28, 2025

macho cuatro

A group of any FOUR best friends that have been friends since high school. They are known for partying, and winning numerous dance-offs.

DUDE! You and your macho cuatro are invited to the kegger tonight.. bring your dancing swagger!

by KerLex Brunopez June 17, 2010

Milk Cartoned

Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".

Teamster Jimmy Hoffa was milk cartoned by the mob, and his body has never been found.

by HiTechHiTouch August 26, 2013