crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.

Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response

by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009

crisistance

the act of giving excess force when unwanted or unwarranted

In jiu jitsu when practicing a technique for the first time the one who is the technique being done to uses a lot of resistance especially when they know what move is going to be done to them, this is known as crisistance.

by "Butters" January 4, 2010

Crysys

This super amazing singer who goes to PBA....
He is mostly known for singing "1234 Get Crazy 5678 loose control"

"Hey did you hear that awesome guy singing at Coffee House"
"Yeah, he sounded like the male version of Lady Gaga"
"I know it was CRYSYS

by mac'n'cheese January 25, 2010

crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

Crasisive

U are critical about something and precise about it and only think that that is the right thing

U are very crasisive about YouTube not being good for you

by Smitch June 26, 2018

crisis opportunist

A person or business-establishment that "moves in for the kill" whenever others are in a tight spot, hoping to "score big" due to the victims-of-circumstance's feelings of helplessness and desperation.

Some high-school guys with raging hormones purposely cram and toil to "exceptionally learn" math, English, history, science, etc, so that they can then extract sexual favors from less-competent girls who need help with their homework --- what shameless crisis opportunists!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019