Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.
That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.
by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013
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“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”
by queen_crypto May 28, 2018
Get the Crypthoe mug.Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.
Long live the king Cryptoface.
by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021
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by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021
Get the crypto woke mug.She is fierce, independant and polished. Above all, she is super into NFT. If you don't own one, she won't even look at you. The crypto baddie is the girl version of the crypto bro.
by Laure42 February 8, 2022
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The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.
Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"
by itchy_robot December 12, 2013
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