Crookey

Most likely a rpaest who gets thrown in jail and has sex with men for weed hangs out with gay poeple get his girlfriend pregnet

That crookey is a rap

Crookey by Fuck u Leva's 13 October 30, 2016

Cooked noodle 

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

Cooked noodle by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

Crocked up 

A term used to describe something that is messed up, or not cool.

Damn B that shit crocked up! Don't y'all be coming near me wit dat shit

Crocked up by Ethos236 July 23, 2017

Crooker 

Crackhead hooker

Bitch a crooker

Crooker by Starr Daddy November 13, 2017

cooked ravioli 

the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded

you're such a cooked ravioli shut ur friggin mouth

cooked ravioli by a friggin retard March 10, 2018

Cooked lamb in toilet 

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

Cooked lamb in toilet by princessej March 26, 2018

Cooked

Someone who is very ugly, and probably doesn’t know it.

Yo, this girl just snapchatted me a selfie, but she’s cooked.

Cooked by Prologuer May 28, 2018