Public Crime

An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.

After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.

by MNsnowboy January 1, 2022

Hate crime Wednesday

“Hate crime Wednesday” is a day that occurs every week in which all hate crimes are legal

Dan: hey faggot
Bob: woah! Dude you can’t say that

Dan: it’s hate crime Wednesday

by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022

Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.

Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

Crime

When you completely change your life because of gatekeepers on social media

Guy 1: "John started waking up at 4am everyday because of some annoying-ass Twitter (X, do not downvote) guy"
Guy 2: "That's a crime"p

by omaclintock May 17, 2025

True crime

Noun a genre of books films products that focuses on real crime cases etc

I read a book It was very fun it was about a mass murder what a true crime story

by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025

Lucifarian Crime

That's a thing you made up and you're not the arbiter of identity and you're appealing to the authority of a God you don't believe in. You and your guest take turns actively conflating the literal and the symbolic and you presuppose that there is anything wrong with the absence of humility.

Hym "Not allowing you to ascribe identify is a Lucifarian Crime, to you? 'Crime' implies that it's something that should be punished. What is the punishment for Lucifarian Crime, Jordan? This is the problem with your religion. Now everyone is doing it. Everyone thinks they have some sort of extra-judicial moral authority and the rallying cry against socialism is literally the defense of that extra- judicial authority. George Soros wants to be God and if we don't let him it's evil. Jordan Peterson wants to be High-Priest of Ascribing Identity and if we don't let him it's a Lucifarian Crime. We haven't humbled ourselves beneath him enough. So, no. It needs to stop. The law is the law and fair is fair. No extra-judicial authority for anyone."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2023

Crime

An act created by false leaders who lack the ability to know self worth without having groups of people to consider beneath their level of desired achievement.

If it wasnt for all this crime all blacks and Latinos would be lawyers living in Beverly Hills.

The crime rate is down I guess I'll be kissing another obama's ass...

How did Cortez become a senator? I thought all Hispanic had crimes, who dropped the ball Billy?

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021