Only done in the Winter time,
It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?
by vaginalove December 27, 2011
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Fingernails and toenails that have not been trimmed for a long time, giving the appearance of "talons" or "claws" (not very pleasant to look at).
Jamal: (Dribbles basketball and goes for layup)
Drew: (Blocks basketball from getting in the hoop)
Jamal: (Gives the "time out" sign) "Dude you really should trim those claws of yours. You almost took my eye out."
Drew: "Shit, my bad. I'll clip them when we get home."
Jamal: "There's no need for that, I got one in my car, lucky for you."
Drew: (Blocks basketball from getting in the hoop)
Jamal: (Gives the "time out" sign) "Dude you really should trim those claws of yours. You almost took my eye out."
Drew: "Shit, my bad. I'll clip them when we get home."
Jamal: "There's no need for that, I got one in my car, lucky for you."
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