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Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?
by vaginalove December 27, 2011
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crabshacking

When someone posts images that aren't them on a dating site or app (see cat-fishing), but you still fly across the country to meet them, you end up sleeping with them, and get crabs.
"So I met this hot girl on Tinder, she sent me shots of herself in a bikini, we made plans for me to fly to Chicago to meet her, and then I got crabs. Textbook crabshacking."

"I couldn't help myself. He was so cute and sent me hipsterporn. I had to crabshack that fool."
by McFuckersons November 23, 2013
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Claws

Fingernails and toenails that have not been trimmed for a long time, giving the appearance of "talons" or "claws" (not very pleasant to look at).
Jamal: (Dribbles basketball and goes for layup)

Drew: (Blocks basketball from getting in the hoop)

Jamal: (Gives the "time out" sign) "Dude you really should trim those claws of yours. You almost took my eye out."

Drew: "Shit, my bad. I'll clip them when we get home."

Jamal: "There's no need for that, I got one in my car, lucky for you."
by Red_Shaft July 20, 2017
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Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011
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Steamed Crabs

To shit or fart on your partners crab infested pubes.
"I totally farted on that dudes junk during a lap dance and gave him Steamed Crabs."
by Bleedingoak November 2, 2012
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.
I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!
by damn those farts ughhhh *lick* November 18, 2020
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