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Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.
If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
Homie Count by NitemareZen December 6, 2020

karma count 

A user's karma count is how much a user contributed on reddit account and how much upvotes he gets
Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
karma count by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!
Weiner Count by Weiner World February 23, 2021

lost count of sheep

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.

Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
“I’m trying to sleep, I’ve lost count of sheep.”

Cannon Count 

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
Cannon Count by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

God count 

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching
“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive

Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
God count by Night Monkey December 10, 2021